Zvoní telefon. "Halo?" - "Promiňte, to je omyl." - "Určitě?" - "A už jsem vám někdy lhal?"
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"Co bys řekl, kdybys potkal ženu, která dokáže všecho odpustit, bude na tebe hodná, laskavá a bude umět výborně vařit?" - "Ahoj mami!"
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Byl angličan,čech a rus ,a oni se vsadili kdo přejde řeku plnou krokodylu.Tak šel rusch zaspíval hymnu ,sežral ho krokodyl,pak šel anličan zaspíval hymnu sezral ho krokodyl a pak šel čech a a zpíval:kde domov muj, kde domov muj.....a krokodyl na to fuj bezdomovce nežeru.
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Jsou dva havíři v dole a jeden druhému říká:"Ty seš dneska ňákej smutnej?"
"Jo protože jsem vyhrál zájezd do Anglie"povídá druhý.
"A proč jsi z toho smutnej?"ptá se první
"No protože neumim anglicky"¨
"Tak já ti poradim.Když budeš mluvit pomalu,budou ti všichni rozumět."
Havíř tedy odjede do Anglie a tam si sedne do jednoho baru a povídá barmanovi:"J-á j-s-e-m h-a-v-í-ř z O-s-t-r-a-v-y , a o-d-k-u-d j-s-i t-y?"a ten druhý povídá:" J-á j-s-e-m h-a-v-í-ř z K-a-r-v-i-n-é a p-r-o-č m-l-u-v-í-m-e a-n-g-l-i-c-k-y?
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Jede chlápek v nadupaným subaru po dálnici a jen tak to šetří a jede jen 120 km/h. Najednou vedle něj trabant a jeho řidič křičí na toho chlábka: "Znáte trabanta?". Chlápek se udiví, a tak dupne na plyn a má tam 180 km/h. Trabanta na chvíli ztratí, ale za chvíli jede zase vedle a řidič zas: "Znáte trabanta?". Chlápek na to zase šlápne a dá tam 200 km/h. Trabant ho opět po chvíli dojede a zase křičí: "Znáte trabanta?". Ten chlápek se už naštve nasolí tomu na 260 km/h a trabantu ujede. Po pár kilometrech zastaví na benzínce a ten trabant tam přijede taky. Řidič vystoupí a ptá se: "Znáte trabanta?". A on: "Ano, proč?". "A kde má dvojku?".
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Opékají si kanibalové nad ohněm cikána.Kolem jde polda a povídá:Proč s ním točíte tak rychle?Kuchař odpoví:"Když s ním točíme pomalu,tak nám krade bramdory.
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Trosečník je už asi 30let na pustém ostrově,když mu jednou ráno moře vyplaví ženskou.Když se probere a pochopí situaci,řekne:To jsi rád,že budeš mít konečně to,co ti tak dlouho chybělo.Viďˇ?
Trosečník se vykulí: Cože ty máš sebou pivo ?
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Ptá se muž Boha.
" Proč jsi udělal ženu tak hezkou? "
" Aby si jí miloval. " Odpoví Bůh
" A proč je teda tak hloupá? "
" Aby milovala tebe. "
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Je blondýna a je na benzinové stanici a říká prodavači.
Pane já jsem si zabouchla dveře od auta!
A tak prodavač jí dá drátek a říká: Na otevřete si to drátkem.
A tak blondýna jde k autu a otvírá ho drátkem a kolem jde starý dědek a říká prodavači: Pane venku je blondýna a otvírá si drátkem auto!!! A prodavač říká.
Ten drátek jsem jí dal já! A dědek na to: No jo ale v tom autě sedí druhá blondýna a říká jí doprava,doprava.
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Dovnitř to jde suché,
ven vlhké,
a dává hřejivé uspokojení?
Sáček od čaje.
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Ptá se lord sluhy:
" Má citron zobáček? "
" Ne pane. "
" A nožičky? "
" Ne pane. "
" Tak to jsem si do čaje vymačkal kanára
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Přijde Myšpulín do řeznictví a ptá se:,,Máte vepřové steaky???"
,,Ano,chceš???"
Myšpulin vytáhne brokovnici , zastřelí reznika a rekne :,,to mate za Bobíka _________________________________________________________________
Sedí holčička u potoka a pláče..Příjde k ní pán a zeptá se jí:
Pán:,,Proč pláčeš děvenko??'
Holčička:,,Protože,protože mi spadl chleba do vody'
Pán:,,A s čím ten chleba byl??'
Holčička:,,S maminkou'
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tati můžu se dívat na televizi? můžeš ale zapínat ji nesmýš
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